I'm delighted it gave you a chuckle Julie, we need all the chuckles we can get.
Hopefully tomorrow, I will get into town and have lunch out somewhere, so far the most ambitious thing I've cooked is a Ginster Cornish Pasty...lol...lots of nice country pubs around here though that do excellent meals, so I always try and get 1 or 2 cooked meals a week if possible, I really need to stop using our smoke alarm as the cooking timer...lol